Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Peanut Butter

My name is Matt and I have an addiction to Peanut Butter.

This is something I need to come to grips with. I think at least 50% of the daily calories I take in come from a never-ending parade of spoons filled with peanut butter. 

I'll never get skinny this way.

I'm nearly at the point where I'm going to substitute one of my three meals for a pint of peanut butter.

The economy is in pretty bad shape, time to eat as much peanut butter before the supermarkets all close.

10 comments:

mara said...

i will feed your addiction and bring pb treats on sunday. just call me an enabler.

matt said...

got to be natural peanut butter. none of that hydrogenated oily shit.

mara Lappin said...

would you like me to use soy nut butter and cocoa beans? live a little

gewilli said...

how about that fresh ground stuff from the natural markets?

THAT i can eat on a spoon all day long, just a nice slightly crunchier consistency than smooth and it doesn't feel like someone stuck a bunch of chopped peanuts in there...

good thing I don't have any here at work or i'd be eating it by the spoon full now...

EyeBob said...

Go with Teddy PB, no sugar added.

Oh, and you should know, that I just whooped my 14 year old nephew's butt in Xbox 360 NHL '09.......

no, I wasn't DEETROIT

bt

zank said...

blah blah natural blah blah....

Jif rules.

matt said...
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Tony said...

I'm more of an almond butter guy. You ever try it?

matt said...

almond butter is good, but unreasonably expensive. I've been eating lots of plain almonds lately... same effect I suppose.

Jif - proves that you can take the man out of WMass but you can't take the WMass out of the man.

zank said...

damn Skippy.